If you are gonna eat hard candy... I do not want to hear it! Keep your mouth shut!
If you are gonna hum... do it quietly because the tone drives me crazy.
If you are gonna do anything that annoys you... don't... it annoys me just as much!

I'm sure you know me... you have seen me. I am a hard-working Woman. I am a growing Wine DIVA. I can land a roundhouse near your head. And I still know how to procastrinate on college homework. All with serious sarcasm and sassiness!!!
Amen to that!
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