Note to self...

If you have cravings that might not be "normal," you can store them in your house, in plain sight... and not worry about then going anywhere... unless the fridge is empty and the world is ending.

In my house... it's red wine, greek yogurt, dill pickle potato chips, feta cheese, and habenaro jack cheese.

You can tell when someone has been in the chips because they look normal, but with the first bite... you will hear them screech!!!! Too funny.